EASIEST CONTEST EVER…

WE’RE HAVING A  CONTEST!!

How to enter this contest: by leaving a comment on this blog post saying “Hi,” or “Wattup?” or “Urkel’s bicycle stole my pajamas!” or whatever else you’d like to say.

How to win: by winning. (Er – by having your name picked in a random drawing of all comments.)

What you win: The brand-spanking new Uncle John’s Fully Loaded 25th Anniversary Bathroom Reader! 608 pages of BRAND NEW bathroom-reading BLISS!

Ain’t she purty?

• ONE entry per person.

• U.S. residents only. We’re sorry we’re sorry we’re sorry we’re sorry. You would not believe how complex and legally treacherous international laws are regarding simple contests like this. (We’re sorry.)

• You have until Monday, October 22, noon West-Coast time.

Good luck!