10 Quickest Ways To ‘Write’ A Blog

1. Re-blog someone else’s effort.

2. Copy and paste (sneakier and better than re-blogging since you can take the credit without doing the work).

3. Use pictures or videos.

4. Write the first thing that comes into your head.

5. Share your sexual fantasies with the world (but don’t be surprised if the world isn’t interested).

6. An advice blog on how to blog (or even on how to blog quickly).

7. String something together from your favourite song lyrics.

8. What would Bruce Lee (or whoever you happened to dig) say about some current news story. And, of course, Bruce would say with regard to Alexis Wright – the alleged Zumba Madam with her own porn channel-  that every good athlete deserves to be famous.

9. A column on self-referentality considered as a post-modern groove sensation!

10. Do a list blog (10 greatest eusosleaze movies of all time, 10 sleaziest chancers in the London art world etc.).

And while you’re at it don’t forget to check – www.stewarthomesociety.org – you know it makes (no) sense!