Привет товарищ! (or, Greetings Comrade!)

Hello to all my new Russian friends!

Well, at least my info says that all my more recent new visitors are from Russia. Considering I haven’t been there since 1999, they must be new friends, right? Besides, it’s not like I did anything wrong in Russia… or Israel… or Turkey… and we’re not talking about Italy, so hey: it was all Rex’s fault. Well, okay, it was my fault, but that was because I assumed Rex wasn’t more naive than I was.

All right, all right. It’s my fault. I led Rex astray. I wonder...