And the Winner Is….

…all of you.  You are all winners.  Just, you know, not of the Totally Killer/TNB/Facebook contest.  There's only one winner where that is concerned.  Actually, there are three.
But before I make that dramatic announcement, I'd like to introduce the president of the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences, Mr. Jack Valenti.
[cue:reluctant applause]
Just kidding.
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