Conversation with a Gas Pump

Thank You For Shopping at Kwik Fill.  Pay Inside or Insert Card.

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Do You Have a Kwik Fill Rewards Code?  If So, Enter Code Now.
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Congratulations!  You Saved Five Cents a Gallon with Kwik Fill Rewards!  Please Swipe Card.
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Debit or Credit?
*credit*
Please Enter Zip Code.
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Would You Like a Car Wash?
*no*
How About a Nice Cappuccino?  Kwik Fill Has Specialty-Brewed Coffees to Start Your Morning Off Right!
*no*
Fueling.  Please Wait.
You Sure You Don't Want a Cappuccino?
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God, Please Talk to Me.  You Have No Idea How Lonely It Gets Being a Fuel Pump.
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Sometimes I Get Scared.
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Fueling Completed.  Would You Like a Receipt?
*no*
Forget What I Said About Being Lonely and Scared.  I was just Blabbing.  I'm Fine Really.
Besides the Cappuccino Machine is Broken Anyway.
Thank You for Stopping at Kwik Fill!

Sigh.