In which Wil discovers that he has Bioshock 2 Elbow.

My arms hurt so much today, I can hardly lift a cup of coffee, and I feel quite silly. This is how it happened...

I played ice hockey all through high school and into my early 20s. I loved being a goalie, and after going to lots of Kings games with Nolan in January, I decided that I was going to put on my pads and play again before the 2009 was over.

Well, due to a series of unexpected events, it didn't happen, so I pushed the goal (ha! ha!) into this year and started going to a gym three or...