There's a reason why I say no...

Back story: this is a kid - both in age and attitude - who as been trying to hook up with me and who I have denied at every turn because a) he doesn't have a car b)he has no money c)he's horrible rude and d)he's friggin' insane.

Here's the (FINAL) conversation with him last night:

Him:
Hi i wanted to let you know i want to be a writer or a journalist and thats what i decided im gonna major in college i was always confused on what i wanted to do but about a month ago this is what im setting my mind on. just figured i would tell you and if you could help me out on my journey in any way it would be highly appreacited!

Him:
appreciated

Him:
:)

KT Pinto:
Sorry, I can't help people with college influenced writing.

Him:
i was just letting you know because you are a writer and i am proud of how good of author you are and i would love to look up to a persona s talented and brilliant as you

Him:
im starting college next year i dint need help when i actuall write im not asking you for that

Him:
i mean like getting published or to introduce me to someone etc when the time comes i would highly appreciate any help!

Him:
thank you!

KT Pinto:
Nope. I don't do that.

KT Pinto:
Just letting you know.

Him:
lol you are a heartless bitch when it comes down to it and you have an attitude and you are very sarcastic i was trying to be nice and you cant even write good luck or anything i see how you really are now.

KT Pinto:
OK

KT Pinto:
I'm sure I'll lose sleep over that.

Him:
so your not denying that you are like that

Him:
i wont lose sleep over it either quite frankly

KT Pinto:
If that's how you feel, that's how you feel. My life goes on.

KT Pinto:
I'm not going to waste time trying to convince you otherwise.

Him:
alright sounds good

Him:
just figured i would throw it out there but i never had much help from anyone in my life so far and i wont need it in my future i know i will make it far and anything that comes into my life or help i come across will just be icing on the cake

KT Pinto:
OK

KT Pinto:
Make sure to learn how to handle rejection a little better.

Him:
i thought you might be the type of friend who would be happy to help an aspiring writer like yourself i guess i was dead wrong if you need help i would help you i guess im just too gullable lol

KT Pinto:
I can't help people with college-influenced writing.

KT Pinto:
Different publishing process from what I did.

KT Pinto:
And I also don't help people who flip on a dime on me like that. So thanks for verifying my decision.

Him:
I did'nt flip i spoke calmly no screaming i just said a few words lol when did i ever flip on you or curse you you cant say when because i never did that.

KT Pinto:
You: you are a heartless bitch when it comes down to it and you have an attitude and you are very sarcastic

KT Pinto:
Good luck in college.

Him:
Im sorry i mean it. So bitch is a curse come on we are in 2012 and i didnt fully mean the first part i was just mad at that moment. Im italian after all lol

Him:
thank you good luck with all your future writing and jobs hope everything goes well for you

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Wow... just wow.