They're b-a-a-a-ck

Hilarious. Just mention a rumor of Howard Stern replacing Simon Cowell on American Idol and the so-called Parents Television Council rears its head again. Haven't heard from them in a while — have we? — because they and their coconspirators at the FCC succeeded in making broadcast TV and radio into dull, flavorless tapioca. But getting rid of Stern didn't help the PTC because they used him to scare their constituency and raise money. And that's why they're eagerly chomping into this rumor — s...