So, I am sitting on a stalled train right now, due to the...

So, I am sitting on a stalled train right now, due to the train ahead of us hitting a car--poor people--and I decided to let everyone know of some foul info on the intranet. I decided to look up the reasoning behind witches having broomsticks, and Jinkies! Let's just say people are talking about hallucinogenic drugs and body parts. My goodness! Isn't Halloween sacred anymore? Oh, maybe that's Easter.