going to write a poem directly into this here blog, print a physical copy of the blog, set the blog/poem on interminable fire, mail it to the pope

every asshole should be bigger than the asshole before it
it is like a mirror inside you, said some goofy dude
who can't even spell his own name. i know what he meant
he meant shove a mountain up your foot.
dr. scholls.

lemon bars sprouting from the earth. shuffle board
lemon bars for teeth. long haired chihuahuas a-fluttering
lemon bars poisoned with pledge. hot whale orgy

this is simultaneously a death threat to the president
and a thank you letter to my mom for birthing me

you are simultaneously an...