Conversation of the week

I recently had the opportunity to have my hair and make up done by a show business stylist. She began my flatironing my stray flyaways:

Me: For the longest time, I didn't know how to flatiron my own hair. Stylist: Oh? Me: Yeah, I learned watching Jersey Shore. Stylist: Ok. Me: I didn't realize I could pull the flatiron down my hair. Stylist: It's really not hard.  It's one of the easiest things anyone can do. Me: Well, it's easy for you because you have two h...