Conversation of the Week

In a minivan full of tween girls on a Friday night:

High-pitched squealing:  OMGOMGOMGOMG! TURN IT UP!
Me: {turns up the radio}
Menagerie of Tween Voices: Baby you light up my world like no body else...
One lone male voice: The way that you flip your hair gets me overwhelmed.But when you smile at the ground it ain't hard to tell.
Me: What the wha---???
The Dad: What?
Me: You're singing along to One Direction.
The Dad: I like this song.
Me:  {Extending my hand toward the driver's seat} Hand o...