I'm not a dancer

A few weeks back, Daughter 2 and I stopped in at the fountain drink mecca, otherwise known as QT. While we were there, a kindly, old gentleman stopped me and said, "Your daughter is a sweet little beauty." He, however, was pointing at a toddler who did not belong to me.

"That's not my child," I said, "But she is awfully precious," I added because what parent doesn't want to hear that her child is precious?

"Well," the gentleman continued, "I'll bet she got her beauty from you."

I chuckled becaus...