When they ALMOST make sense

“Daddy, is there a fat chance that it is going to rain today?” 


-------- One day, we were walking along and Aggie tripped.  
As she hopped back up her uncle Quinn laughed and said “Geeze, Aggie, walk much?”
Agnes immediately made a fist and hit Quinn, yelling, “No! I'm not a 'walk much,' YOU'RE a 'walk much!'”
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“Mommy, will you put piggy tails in my hair today?”  
Sure honey.  
“I'll be so beautiful you can't take your eyes out!”
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One of my sons likes hamburgers when we go to fast food restaurants, but insists that they are "Hamburgers with only ham."

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She wanted to go somewhere, so I said, "All right, I guess you can go, if you will behave..."I WILL behave mommy!  I will Be-SO-have!

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