What should you do when stranger sends high priority email?

I asked this question on twitter – here are the best responses:

“Hey, thanks for the email; please enjoy this viral cat video.” (Daniel)
forward it to someone else (you don’t like), w/ explanation “too important for me to handle, you should really take this” … :-) (Dossy)
I’ve got an auto reply for messages sent high pri: “thanks for your high priority message. http://bukk.it/tldr.gif ” (Lincoln)
Delete / No Response / Ignore (5 votes)

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