THE WHOPPER IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN YOU

Through the majesty of advertisement, the Whopper is famous. It’s been on TV countless times. You have not been on TV. Therefore in your brain the Whopper is more important than you. It’s better than you. It’s more popular than you. The entire world knows what a Whopper is. Only a your friends and co-workers know who you are.

Yet another reason to turn off your fucking TV and go for a run.