Chez Paris. May I help you?
Yes, I'd like to make a reservation for Valentine's Day.
Is this Evil Editor?
I haven't been there in a year, and you recognize my voice?
No, I'm simply required to ask anyone who phones if he's Evil Editor.
Required by . . . ?
Our insurance policy. In any case, we're completely booked for Valentine's Day, sir.
What about next Valentine's Day?
I'll check. Sorry, fully booked.
That was fast.
Computers. Amazing things.
Valentine's Day, 2015?
Booked.
Val--
Booked.
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Published on February 07, 2010 07:04