Arguing with Fortunes

Do you ever argue with Chinese fortune cookies? I do, all the time. Here are the ones that came with our last take-out order:



Or a warm smile is testimony to the amount of personal pleasure the owner is going to take in screwing you over. The trouble is, they look exactly the same.



To forgive others one more time means you didn't learn from the first time you had to forgive them, stupid.



You're feeling the need to think longer-term, and you're a writer? Baby, are you in the wrong business.



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