WTFriday: The one where Mark Henry traumatizes Emma Petersen (Rob Thurman Edition 1.0)

Moooooorning Loverlies!

Ooooh children, Emma has been so busy. Seriously, I worked my ass off yesterday and it was all for you children. All so I can make sure you have reasonably priced books to read. But that's not what we're discussing today. You see the title lovies? Yes, today is a What The Fuck Friday post and its going to be chalk full of fuckery.

So those that know me, know I am recovering from a debilitating and completely irrational fear of zombies. Seriously, there was nothing that ...