The Man Who Wasn't There

We fully acknowledge that this wasn't a red-letter week at Microkhan, at least in terms of posting frequency. Paying gigs got in the way, as did Microkhan Jr.—the parenting equation has changed dramatically now that he's figured out how to open the front door. Worry not, though, we'll be back to full strength next week—though perhaps with a mighty hangover on Monday, if we're forced to resort to the bottle after an unthinkable Colts loss. (Yes, we've got some serious angst over Dwight...