Deep Throat

Maybe we don't get very deep here at Alternate Sides, but we know people who do. This just in from my friend, an investigative reporter who is known by the moniker: Ms. How the Fuck Did She Get That? She has a lot of sources. And even sources who are busily working to keep us safe from nuclear annihilation are, evidently, also thinking about parking:

"DC is shutting down tomorrow because we're getting a little snow. I welcome the snow. A snow like this in New York would make people deliriously...