Verizon and I are going to throw down. Their new required $9.99 data package can kiss my ass.

This was going to just be a Facebook status but Facebook said it was too long so I'm posting it here instead.

So, I'm up for a free upgrade on my cell phone a full 2 years ago. Still haven't been able to find a phone I like even after 2 years, they all have those stupid keyboards that make them twice as thick. Whatever, my old phone is still awesome, so it's not a big deal, I can wait.

My phone finally breaks (volume button breaks off but the thing is 4 years old and that is the only thing...