Ways in which...

Photo by kind permission of V Sunkmanitu (see link below)Ways in which I've made a tit* out of myself as a writer (in no particular order).

1. Waiting one year, three months and 16 days to get a reply from a publisher. Mercifully, not an exclusive submission, but why, why, why did I bother?
2. Using the phease, 'Yours ethically,' to a client (who freaked a little and went elsewhere).
3. Making a flippant comment to an agent after waiting an extra week to hear about a writing competition, only to hear that the reason my email had been delayed was that I'd been shortlisted. I didn't win, which arguably is karma.
4. Not asking, up front, what the rate was per word, and then having to listen to a load of pony about what a great opportunity it will be for me in the long-term. That is, once I'd learned to go without food.
5. Writing at a rate per word where, ordinarily, outside the writing world, you'd be searching the job ads during your teabreak.
6. Taking FOREVER to take the plunge and self-publish my own novel. I mean, seriously, what IS the worst that could happen? Nobody buys and reads it? Shit, that's the situation if it isn't published. I lose a little money on it? Big deal - as long as I learn something. To be filed under 'don't be a wuss'. 
7. Letting two payment deadlines go by before issuing a client with a take down notice. (If I just love them even more, maybe they'll change...).
8. Agreeing to exclusive electronic rights for two years, which is the approximate lifepsan of a mosquito fish. Just in case you were wondering.
9. While attending a writing course in London, after work, the tutor snootily asked me to define my work for the benefit of him and the class. I explained that the essence of the novel (see, I can do snooty, too) was that the plot mattered more than the individual characters. "Ah, he nodded sagely, you've obviously read a great deal of Chekhov." "No," I replied, "but I've watched all his appearances in Star Trek." Phasers on pun.
10. Admitting all the above in a blog post.
* Photograph provided by Wolf Photography and Villayat Sunkmanitu.
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