For all the speaking writers out there

A timely repost:

IF YOU WRITE FOR KIDS, YOU KNOW IT'S APRIL WHEN...

1. Everyone thinks your favorite fragrance is Febreze

2. You don't know the day, date, or time, but since you're speaking in a public library you figure it's either an evening or a weekend.

3. When you finally get to spend a dayt at home, you wonder why there's no coffee pot in your bathroom.

4. You start thinking of highway distances in terms of bladder capacity.

5. You know that "it's right off the highway" is a lie.

6. You rea