Survival Tips for Tiny and Polite Humans

If you happen to live on one of the many planets inhabited by CEOs, you may find yourself wondering: "how do I not get eaten?"

You may also wonder if there is sunblock powerful enough to prevent dermal incineration when lanced by particle beams. (There isn't.)

However, have you considered living underground? All you need is a pipe for air, a small amount of water, and vitamin supplements to augment your diet of worms and other burrowing creatures.

Of course, you will also need enough time to...