So. I have this really ridiculous thing to ask...

It's my birthday in March. Big ol' 45 coming there.

And what with my band breaking up and all, it occurred to me that what I need – obviously – is a set of those Fall Out Boy plush dolls. Because that's what every 45 year old Australian woman wants and needs.

So. If anyone is so moved, I've added them to my Amazon wishlist. Naturally, if you're moved to indulge me in this matter, it doesn't matter where you source them. Ebay has a couple for sale too.

You are naturally also utterly free to ignor...