Letting my clothes do the laughing for me

As many of you are aware, I managed to hurt myself yesterday by sitting on my ass and being alive. These sorts of injuries take a special kind of talent. Doctor suspects cracked rib, but these injuries caused by ‘internal factors’ do not show up on an x-ray for 10 days. Given my own health history, I suspect the bones are fine and I’ve yanked a ligament. I like to beat to a different drum. In the meantime, my husband had to tape me up because I already own better medical tape than the doctor. I am also on a...