By the Authority Vested in Me…

I declare that Kurt Sutter MUST have my babies. No, I don’t want to have sex with him. But I seriously want my wonderfully creative DNA to combine with his. Oh and he gets to go through the labor process. I ain’t doing that shit.

It is amazing how much happens before the theme song rolls in each episode of Sons of Anarchy. Just about half of the fun and games gets a foot in during those first minutes. Sometimes, it leaves you a tad dizzy, but it’s fucking genius. Most folks turn on a show and...