The Crusade against Double-talk

I got my results back from my Health for Life bloodwork yesterday. The numbers weren't all that surprising – my cholesterol numbers are good but my triglycerides and body fat index are high. When I was entering the numbers into the little evaluation system, I noticed that you could enter numbers associated with tests done while fasting, and tests done while non-fasting. I didn't remember doing anything fast, and so…

It got me thinking (and we all know where that usually leads)…

I am becoming...