An interview with Santa Claus…

[I needed to deliver a message to Santa Claus recently. I finally found him on an undisclosed and clothes-optional Caribbean island with the help of Rudolph, who has a big mouth as well as that well-known drunkard’s nose. Santa hadn’t told his elves where he was going and didn’t take his iPhone 4S. He had wi-fi in his beach hut, though, so I talked to him via Skype.]

Steve: Santa, I wanted to tell you I finally finished editing that trilogy and it will be released soon. You can put it on Chris...