Another spambot chat

 

lovemakena13: hey.

Me: hey!

lovemakena13: hey there whats up?

Me: holy smokes! this is so wonderful! i’m so excited!

lovemakena13: have we ever talked before. 21/f here. you?

Me: 87/m! i have no teeth and i’m wearing an adult diaper!

lovemakena13: oh cool. hey do you want to see my new pictures i just uploaded?

Me: hold on — i’m not done! i’m also pouring gravy on my head and admiring my booger collection, which i’ve been cultivating for decades!

lovemakena13: ok there on my profile. just go here (link deleted) and sign up for free.

lovemakena13: let me know what you think

Me: i’d really rather hear your opinions on me. can i send you some pictures?

Me: also, point of grammar: the contraction for “they are” is “they’re,” not “there.” “there” is either a noun or an adverb.

Me: and don’t even get me started on “their!” ha ha!

Me: ha ha!

Me: hello?

Me: where did you go?

Me: i miss you.

 

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