Dear iPad, Please Don't Move to Kent

Dear iPad,

I know you're really busy right now, so I went ahead and took the Which Jane Austen Character Are You quiz for both of us. Hope you don't mind.

It came out that you are Charlotte Lucas and I am Elizabeth Bennet. Which wasn't at all what I was expecting, but if you think about it, it makes a ton of sense.

Lizzie: skirts six inches deep in mud

Me: clothes constantly smeared with peanut butter and masticated goldfish crackers

Lizzie: marries sarcastic, sensitive man who dislikes mingling