Oscar Guess the Plot Prep

It's time for our annual Oscar Guess the Plot feature. This year the Academy, those inglourious basterds, have chosen to nominate ten pictures rather than the usual five, thus creating more work for us. Send your fake plots for any or all of the titles below. (I'll remove titles from the list when I have five good fakes.)

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The Blind Side
District 9
An Education
The Hurt Locker
Inglourious Basterds
Precious
A Serious Man
Up
Up in the Air