I want you to want me to slap you.

“Would you sleep with me for a dollar?”

“What? No, don’t be stupid.”

“Would you sleep with me for a million dollars?”

“A million?”

“Yes.”

“….Yeah, I think I would.”

“Okay, so we’ve established that you’re a whore. Now we’re just negotiating price.”

Evil characters are fun. They usually get the best one-liners, they have the lesser moral code to inhibit them, and as I’ve mentioned before on this blog, they usually have an amazing human resources department.

Within that, though, there’s a trend for the...