The Great Restructuring

*Restructuring: after your arms and legs are smashed off with hammers, you
miraculously learn how to wriggle toward prosperity on your belly.

*Y'know, I haven't had a real job in ages, but now even
the people with real jobs don't have real jobs.

*If even half the stuff on this list is true, we're in for
such an extremely wild ride that some kind of Warren G. Harding
"return to normalcy" is surely waiting in the wings for us.
We'll just hunker down in our new slums and put cardboard
over the