"I would cut off your head, Dwarf, if it stood a little higher off the ground."

 First, this picture is proof of how much I like you all. I scrambled over every inch of the internet looking for it for you all - those who have not seen it. So, if you think I'm cruel for not telling my news, look at this picture and be reminded just how liked you are. in the words of Jack Sparrow (CAPTAIN!) I will NOT be doing that again!
 Also, I disobeyed orders and have completely worn myself out. BUT I've only a week to go. I should be done next Wednesday, then I'm falling over for the rest of the week before I start up my attempt at raising enough rent to keep from being kicked out on the street. 
 Let's see, what else? I think I'm FINALLY ready to watch Sherlock's death. I'm over being mad at Moffat because he had Lestrade in an Indiana Jones hat in a spaceship, with dinosaurs, with the Doctor. Though it doesn't redeem his ruining Adler, it does give me enough reason to look at him without making the following faces. 

Yeah, if I ever make an expression like this...run.
 So, anyhow, soon enough I will be bawling like the rest of the world, and Watson.

 Okay, but I'm sure you want me to get to the point and show you the picture I hunted all CyberSpace. (Also, I found out my computer is a Trekkie. A page died and it said, "He's dead, Jim!") Yep. 
 Now, I don't know how this all came about. All I know is this.... [image error] THIS is the reason my hedgehog will be named John.
 Lastly: Modern Scientists have figured out you can bite of your own finger as easily as biting a carrot in two. However, you cannot do this because your body won't let you inflict that much pain on yourself (if you've just bitten off your own finger to test it, don't blame me.) HOW they figured this out, I don't know. (I hate to think they all bit off each others fingers.) BUT now we know, Gollum had no problem in biting Frodo's finger off. Though, Frodo couldn't have done it to himself. 
 The End. 
 Good night. 
 ALLONS-Y!!!