'Rolling Numbers'

Remember when getting stoned had a flair to it?  We were: ‘Rolling Numbers’   ‘Getting Small’   ‘Getting Chinese’ - back in the late 70s early 80s when we took getting fucked up way more seriously…the evidence is in the descriptions… I hate guys who gel the top of their hair into the middle and wear their shirts out like 2002 as much as wearing brogues with shorts and no socks like your stuck in the JCrew Catalog zone….

The only thing this generation has going for it is the unbelivably hotness of these chicks, it’s positively stupid.  Retarded Hotness.  The downside is that they all sound like moon zappa’s ‘valley girl’….she has singlehandedly destroyed chicks.

 The guys all talk as if they’re stuck in a Fast and Furious’ franchise sequel…bunch of ladyboys…it’s laughable…how they allowed chicks to hijack the word ‘dude’ exemplifies their emasculation…

I find chicks have an edgier sense of humor once they put their vaginas in storage …  they are way more like guys in the same way America has become way more like Europe in policy impotency…..although now when guys get genocidally misogynistic it can be pretty ripe scientifically, but there’s no more fur flying because they’ve all gone Braziilan blowout your brains…