Spoiler alert: I'm not pregnant
But I did recently take a pregnancy test and wrote about it at The Frisky.
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However, deep fried Peanut Butter Cups will make you pregnant faster than George Clooney in silk pj's.
After eating a few of those suckers, every man at the State Fair that ogles your boobs can inseminate you just by thinking how ripe your hips look for child bearing. Stay off the Tilt-a-Whirl with any Minnesotan in a Caterpillar Tractor hat or you'll be raising his child surrounded by corn and moo cows.