The Gate

This morning, Jay and I watched The Gate, which I am now going to summarize here because it's way, way better in summary form than it was in actual execution. There will be spoilers.

A very young Stephen Dorff plays Glen, a kind of sissy kid who lets his friends push him around a lot but who will eventually grow up to be a really awesome vampire. There are a bunch of other people in the movie too, but most of them are annoying and none of them grew up to be awesome vampires, so who cares who t...