A fine how-de-do

Of the two drivers in the family, one has double-vision and the other has vertigo.   Hence, we're not making it to church today.   (I can just imagine the explanation to police, otherwise...either "I didn't know which car was the real one" or "I could see clearly; it was the whole landscape whirling sideways..."  From recent observation, a person with either double-vision or vertigo can walk like a drunk.  

The vertigo is almost certainly related to the sinus problems affecting the ear and t...