Why Pachauri MUST stay as chairman of the IPCC

Dr Rajendra K Pachauri

TROLL IMPERSONATOR

(can also do, by special request, SARUMAN THE EVIL WIZARD; ROY WOOD; the COVER OF JETHRO TULL'S AQUALUNG ALBUM; or OSAMA BIN LADEN'S SCARIER OLDER BROTHER)

Weddings, Bar Mitzvahs, Children's Parties.

Contact: RK Pachauri, No. 1 Carbon Heights, Millionaires' Row, Delhi, India

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