Character Portrait: Poison Ivy

To the world, this is a character portrait of Poison Ivy.  To the Cat-Tales cognoscenti, it’s a cue to begin The Ballad of Humoring Pamela.

All together now:

Her skin is albaster, not green.

She is a natural redhead (because henna is a plant.) 

Paper is murder. 

Harvey Dent is a two-timing skunk.