My tweets

Tue, 16:22 : RT @LOLGOP: I think we all agree that if President Obama introduces the new iPhone on the last night of the convention, this election is ... Wed, 00:26 : Elinor decides the big geode in the back yard is a meteor. "It came from outer space, I swear it!" http://t.co/35Sf3zDI Wed, 00:35 : A Lagunitas Pale Ale, a ferry, and a pocketful of #FearTheWeird stickers. You'd think I was headed to a Giants game. http://t.co/N0VHv3Lj Wed, 00:46 : On a boat, grimacing like a pirate, & rocking my #FearTheWeird shirt on my way to a Giants game. http://t.co/AZPuCzMu http://t.co/n0jh2Cxp Wed, 00:58 : RT @LOLGOP: Affordable Care Act. What being pro-life actually looks like. Wed, 02:20 : The requisite Marzen and Gilroy Garlic Fries. Go Giants! http://t.co/bAbn5d6u Wed, 02:41 : Bruce Lee night at AT&T Park? Awesome. Bruce Lee quotes on the scoreboard in Papyrus? Cheesy. At least it wasn't a "Chinese Menu" font. Wed, 02:44 : Best seats in the house, even if one of my section-mates is apparently wearing Simple Green as cologne. #SFGiants http://t.co/G1Vxk8TW Wed, 03:28 : Loudest, drunkest idiot ever. Hope this knucklehead picks up something nasty requiring amputation, before next inning. http://t.co/vYSo5Le1 Wed, 04:07 : RT @davepell: I like to think that Michelle Obama is the type of wife who would say: "Dude, the dog is riding inside the car."