The Swine Flu Is All In Your Head: Is Anyone Awake At the Huffington Post?

I am told that the Huffington Post represents the future of journalism. I sure hope it’s not the future of science journalism. Some of their posts on swine flu have caused a strange creaky sound in my skull, and for a few days now I haven’t been able to figure it out. It turns out to have been the prelude to a full-out head explosion, which took place when I just read this by New ager Marianne Williamson:

Dear God,

Please take away the swine flu.

Amen

According to Martin Luther King, Jr. there is