Dear iPad: Me Again

Don't worry, I'm not stalking you or anything. Well, okay, maybe a little. Maybe I've been scouring the interwebs for hints about you for months now. Maybe I had a little crush on you long before I ever saw your picture.

It's just, you know, I think you and I would really hit it off. We're so compatible.

I mean, your battery lets you run for ten hours without recharging? I have six kids—I can run for ten hours straight too!

And just look how fond I am of your little sister.

I know you're busy...