YOU’LL GET HOTTER WHEN I DUMP YOU

What’s the first thing we all do when we get dumped? We get hot. So why wait until you get dumped to get your ass in shape?

Instead of waiting for something bad to happen, why not go for a run today?

Of course then you have to deal with him possibly being a dick about you wanting to make yourself a better person. You’ll be at risk of ridiculous accusations such as…

“Why the hell do you want to go for a run? Running sucks!”

“I can’t believe you spent $100 on shoes you’ll only wear once.”

Making the decision to make yourself a better person while you’re still in your current relationship is a great way to find out if it’s a relationship worth being in. If your man isn’t an insecure fuck he’ll want you to get out there and work on having a hotter ass. Only an immature prick who wants to play video games and waste his life away wouldn’t want you to do something that makes you a better person.

Buy some new shoes and find out if your man is worth keeping around.

The good news ladies, is that if your relationship does hit the crapper, your male counterpart is much lazier than yourself. Spend a few weeks in the gym then run into him at the grocery store and see who starts texting the “I miss you’s.” As for you fellas out there, if you weren’t so lazy maybe she wouldn’t be thinking about leaving in the first place.