Lazy Sunday Service

I do enjoy a good pun.  I don't use them that often, but here's two in quick succession from a piece 'that what I wrote', as Ernie Wise would have put it.  Re-reading it the other day made me chuckle.  Funny what small pleasures makes you smile.

‘Siobhán is … well, Siobhán is Siobhán.  She has the pick of the bunch.  She’s Snow White, I’m one of the dwarves ― Dopey or Grumpy or … what the hell were the names of the other dwarves anyway?’ he asked bashfully. 
 
‘I think you might be selling yourself a bit short, Grant.' 


My posts this week
Review of The Last Sunrise by Robert Ryan
Vienna crime fiction?
Odd, random echoes
Residential property prices 2006-2012
Review of Ghost Money by Andrew Nette
Both too old for this