Blubber Island is Shitty

You heard me right. Let me say it again for all the Anti-Blubber Island fans visiting this page. BLUBBER ISLAND IS SHITTY. I posted the first chapter on Reddit “the front page of the internet” and already it’s pissing off people across the net. These dick-weeds have called Blubber Island “shitty” and “dreadful.” Someone even wrote “The first paragraph alone had me running for cover.”

He’s right, and I suggest others do the same, because Blubber Island is stomping through their neighborhoods, high on a 12 hour cocaine binge, looking to scatter brains with a tie-dye bat. If you really want to make me blush, remember to add “ugly”,” dirty”, “vulgar”, “crude”, and good old fashioned “fucked up.” We’re talking about Gutter Surrealism. Apparently they didn’t get the message.

“Everything sucks but me”

I didn’t write B.I for a bunch of snobs with fragile sensibilities. First of all, I wrote it for my sister who knows I love her. After her, it’s for all the punks, weirdos, Greñudos, anti fascists, and homies because those are the type of people I associate myself with. So now everyone knows where I stand.

When I started this blog I thought only people from the US would take interest. But my post “Gutter Surrealism and Punk culture” has gotten hits from places I would have never expected: Canada, United Kingdom, Philippines, Australia, Germany, Japan, Greece, Denmark, Hong Kong, Austria, Norway, and France.

You have to be blind to not see the comradery in that.

To everyone who’s down with punks, Gutter Surrealism, counter culture, Oi!, and the common man/woman, I cheers you a mug of dark beer.

Philosoraptor ponders Blubber Island