Liveblog: iTablet Press Event

9:53 — OMG, that's totally the McGraw-Hill CEO hanging from the rafters!  LOL!

9:52 — Bill Gates in the audience, posting to Twitter.

9:51 — We have it on good authority that Jason Calacanis is a doofus.  Insider information. Can't disclose.

NOTE: Today's liveblogging is brought to you by The Man With the Improbable Leg, also about tablets.

9:49 — Ha ha, just kidding.  Going for nostalgia.  How ya likin' it?

9:48 — Music selection for this morning: Lucy in the Sky With Diamonds by the Be… OH MY...