Guess the Title Prep


As we have no queries or openings in the queues (hint, hint) it's time for another round of Guess the Title. Below are seven descriptions of books about parenting/relationships, and other crap like that, taken from their write-ups at Barnes and Noble dot com. Your job is to come up with humorous titles for the books (as the actual titles are all intended to be amusing). Later we'll have a quiz to see how good you are at title guessing.

Do any or all. Submit your titles as comments to this post.


1. The author can spell, do math, and run faster than your kids—and, he is here to show you just how inferior your kids are. Why reward weakness and mediocrity with gold stars? No child is safe from the scrutiny and critical gaze of the world’s foremost authority on children’s crappy artwork.

2. What kind of mother feeds her kids dinosaur chicken nuggets . . . three times a week? What kind of mother lets hand washing slide after using the toilet, as long as it was just Number One?

3. A hilarious take on that age-old problem: getting the beloved child to go to sleep.

4. This amusing shower or new baby gift celebrates the ups and downs of breastfeeding and gives the rapidly growing number of breastfeeding moms something they can really use-a good laugh!

5. Once the zigzagging hormones and endless, bleary-eyed exhaustion of the first year have worn off, you're left with the startling realization that your tiny, immobile bundle has become a rampaging toddler, complete with his or her very own, very forceful personality.

6. The Guy's Survival Guide to Getting Engaged and Married

7. For all those who make an annual ritual of avoiding spring cleaning, liberation is at hand! Instead of arranging the stuff in your house to improve your inner harmony, let everything go to hell-and learn how to feel good about it.
 
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